Halloween = DTM

DTM = Dead To Me.



Next year, can someone remind me how much I hate holidays like this? Halloween, New Year (Western, not Chinese), anything that requires a lot of preparation for very little payoff. During cold weather, no less. Thankfully, Missy had a party five minutes away from my house.



Doesn't she make an awesome Buffalo Bill/Wild Bill Hickok/Yosemite Sam?

This masquerade

I'm going to a masquerade ball and I'm starting to freak out a little bit about what to wear. BTW that video seems chaste in the beginning, but it gets a little NSFW in the middle there. I found that out the hard way (heh heh heh. Get it? The hard way. Ok I'll stop).



I REALLY want to look like Audrey Hepburn in How to Steal a Million but extensive Googling shows me that no one stocks a ready-made version of that mask, and I don't think I have time to make one. Or get a single kid glove. Or pierce my ears. Or learn to smoke.

I do have time for this killer silver eyeshadow though.

I want to be a lobster for Halloween.

My inspiration:



Last year's Tompkins Square Park Dog Halloween Parade.

Happy Pumpkin Carving Day!

Chuck and Angie:



Mummies in the making:



Finished mummies, with crazy eyes. Some are Asian. Was that offensive? It's ok, I'm Asian.



Me and my mummies!



Courtney's 7 (5?)-layer dip:



Presenting.... (don't eat the pepper)



Me and Angie:



Yen as a jack-o'lantern:



This is how I felt after the watermelon vodka and massive amounts of sweets.



1, 2, 3, 4, 5!



And afterward, we went to see Eric play at Cleopatra's Needle.



He feels the music.