Fa- fa- fa- freaked out.

My, what big eyes you have! That's what I'd say to Tyra Banks. Here she is with Andre Leon Talley in her latest installment of Fa-fa-fa-fashion. This is the first one I've seen, and she's even more Tyra in this than she is/was in America's Next Top Model!



I am slightly uncomfortable with how she perches on his lap like she's telling her secrets to a Santa dressed in a suit and a black taffeta caftan.

Wish it, want it, DO IT.

I know I'm wrong for this, but.....



I really like these Teva stilettos! Look how good I'm going to look while I garden, pushing my wheelbarrow around my Park Slope apartment complex, wearing my double-knit beekeeper's hat slash burka-lite.



And my legs are going to look AWESOME when I climb a tree in my sassy white shorts and chunky knit sweater and Thing ties me to the tree with a brightly colored bungee cord.