Wish it, want it, DO IT.

I know I'm wrong for this, but.....



I really like these Teva stilettos! Look how good I'm going to look while I garden, pushing my wheelbarrow around my Park Slope apartment complex, wearing my double-knit beekeeper's hat slash burka-lite.



And my legs are going to look AWESOME when I climb a tree in my sassy white shorts and chunky knit sweater and Thing ties me to the tree with a brightly colored bungee cord.